Opposite of walking into a glass door.
i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS
Me when my friend is in a bad mood
for some reason my watch only works at night
?? what kind of watch do you have
wouldnt this only work in the daytime
Have you ever noticed that humans have made it so difficult and complicated to “survive” in this world? It’s a vicious cycle. You go to school, and try really hard, so that you can get into a good college, and then you try really hard at college to get a good job, and then you try really hard at your job, so you can make money. And then your kids do the same thing. And everyone just keeps on doing this and no one even stops to think WHY they’re doing it any more. Everyone just does it because it’s what you’re supposed to do. And like, before, when the human race had just started, the goal was to just SURVIVE. People just lived. I mean, that’s what really matters, right? Survival. Because after you die, it doesn’t matter what college you went to.
I just spat my tea everywhere omfg what am I going to do
I’m fUKCINGN pEEING OH MY GGGGGGGGGODS
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
reblogging for the flawless commentary
ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN YES.
i always wondered how mice made these holes
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