Another weirdo


Just another day in the mind of a crazy girl.

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bandsnbongs:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

oooomg

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abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

Source: abracadang

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

Source: 0xytocinn

textpoops:

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

im surprised they are able to support the weight of their enormous balls

Source: webofepic

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

Source: torilongbottom

alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

Source: alphascum

sorry:

my day after being forced to get out of bed early:

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Source: sorry

Source: zoomofos

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

Source: tom-marvolo-dildo

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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Source: cremebun