Another weirdo


Just another day in the mind of a crazy girl.

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gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

Source: in-toxicatd

gowns:

We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

Source: gowns

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

Source: hot-topic-trash-baby

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

Source: itsstuckyinmyhead

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

Source: neptunain

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Source: soulgems

missbeatlegeorge:

somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity:

dontbelieveincircumstances:

mynamekyle:

do you guys even understand?

you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables 

and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but 

on

the

real

they mean n o t h i n g

it’s just

noises

We are getting too self aware guys.

this is the most mindfucking post ive ever read.

it gets even scarier when you think of singing

Source: mynamekyle

satanss-nipples:

puphei:

The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. 

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL

THATS SO ADORABLE IM CRYING

Source: forgetaboutcait

nosleeptilbushwick:

this is absolutely incredible

Source: sizvideos

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

Source: officialkirstie